What obesity epidemic?

If you are a lazy bastard, here is a much easier way to fight the obesity epidemic - no more crappy diets, no more strenuous exercise programes - eat all the junk food you want and STILL look GREAT in every photograph.

What dickhead came up with THIS idea? -

This camera is a must for every FAT PERSON!

The camera every Darts Team shouldn't be without!

Hey Hey Hey - its Thin Albert!

Winston WHO?

Mamma WHO?

Who ate all the pies? - Nobody around HERE!

THIN Domino!

Thats Weight Watchers out of business!
PLEASE!!!!